July 2010
I INVENTED THE WHOOPIE PIE!
OMG this is a huge, HUGE blunder on the worlds part. Okay, so here’s my story…
I was talking with my friend Allanj, and we were talking about cupcakes, (as you do) and how much I love them. And then he proceeded to say that he didn’t really like them that much. Of course I responded with WTF? and he explained to me that cupcakes were split into 2 parts - 20% awesome and 80%...
Where the fuck does Voldemort live?
peppermintuniverse:
alwaysanonymous2:
amber-fitz:
vulnerable-and-bald:
waylaid:
hickoryhoneyham:
ohgoylerules:
the-lostboys:
mypatronusisyou:
Seriously. He has to have a house somewhere, doesn’t he? I suppose he could live in a cave or some shit if he wants to, but he’s a fucking Dark Lord. He’s in love with himself. He probably thinks he deserves to live in a mansion or...
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Rant
I’m getting sick of all this “let’s all take a photo of someone/people in cool indie looking clothing and not get their faces in the shot and then apply a vintage effect so I can look like an uber cool photographer” shit.
Just because you point, aim and shoot doesn’t mean you understand what you’re doing. And just because you can use a mouse to find a tutorial...
Give me a big hug and tell me that everything's...
Should I go back?
Sometimes I feel strange and distant for no reason at all. Like wind, fire, water, earth and spirit are trying to tell me somethings wrong by making my stomach feel funny, but I just don’t know why.
Maybe one day I will find out, and it will all make sense.
Day 6. A HEARTFELT letter to some food
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First of all I would like to say that I apologise for the absense of my letters, I have been unable to do them for the past few days as I was unable to recieve the interent. Moving right along…
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Dear Honey Chicken
You are delicious. You’re are so yummy that every time I see you I automatically want you, even if I...
