June 2010
Day 5. A letter to a celebrity you want to kick in...
Dear Paris Hilton
I don’t even know why you are classed as a “celebrity” to be honest. You make money to turn up to places. I don’t know why - you do shit all! You have no brains. The only brainy thing you did was come up with the idea to get paid to turn up to places - but even then, people have been doing that for centuries, the only difference is, for them it’s...
wow
i don’t care about a lot of things anymore.
Day 4. A letter to someone you want to kick in the...
Dear Nickey (eww you spell your name retardedly - kick #1)
The first time I ever met you, one long semester ago, I thought you’d be a pretty alright person to get to know. How naive I was. One week later we had a tea party in our TAFE class, and you said Earl Grey so many times in the space of 20 minutes that it made me want to shoot myself in the head. That’s when I realised, that...
Day 3. A letter to a movie character.
Dear Regina George
Sometimes I wish I could be more like you. So confident and you just don’t give a shit. But then most of the time I don’t. Because although you are pretty and confident, no one really liked you because everyone was so scared of you.
I don’t really know what else to say.
Malloree xox
Day 2. A letter to a dinosaur.
Dear Dinosaur
Hey how are things? Just a question, are you a meateater or a leafeater? I always wonder what colour you are too. Like people make out that your kind are always green and brown… but who knows, maybe one of you guys will just splash out in some purple or pink, justto be stylish. Oh by the way, do you guys have a Dino GaGasaur, because that would be rad. I know, she’s...
Day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate.
Dear Mum & Dad’s Computer
I hate you. You ruined my assignments constantly when I had to use you. You actually made me fail my typography class. Thanks asshole.
But don’t worry. I won’t hold this against you anymore, because I have moved on. That’s right. I’m dumping you for another, better computer. My new macbook pro. I even gave it a nickname - mazbook pro....
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Thirty Day Letter Challenge!
So here it goes…
day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate.
day 2. A letter to a dinosaur.
day 3. A letter to a movie character.
day 4. A letter to someone you want to kick in the face expressing why you want to kick them in the face.
day 5. A letter to a celebrity you want to kick in the face.
day 6. A HEARTFELT letter to some food
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day 7. A letter to a historical event.
day 8. A...
I’m so fucking confused right now in life. I feel like every decision I make now will effect the rest of my life, but I’m so inexperienced and young that I haven’t got the knowledge to know what to do! I want to talk about it but I don’t want to talk about it to anyone in particular. Does this make sense to anyone?????
Should be more careful.
Hello! I’m not sure who you are but you should know that you left your tumblr account logged in at TAFE.
I promise you I haven’t changed a thing or declared undying love for anyone - rather, after I post this I’m going to sign out straight away.
Hopefully this either makes your day or weirds you out (or both, I suppose). Either way, I’ve done my job here.
omg why are you stalking me?
everywhere i go you pop up. get out of it!!!!!! it’s so frustrating!
"Blackout" - Muse
don’t kid yourself and don’t fool yourself this love’s too good to last and i’m too old to dream don’t grow up too fast and don’t embrace the past this life’s too good to last and i’m too young to care don’t kid yourself and don’t fool yourself this life could be the last and we’re too young to see
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